All burnt out

I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m doing too much and am on the verge of nervous exhaustion. Several factors have led me to this conclusion.
Firstly, I can’t speak. Every time I open my mouth, out pours a nonsensical jumble of mispronounced words, usually in the wrong order. Today, in an attempt to be droll, [...]

Reasons to be cheerful

1. Only 24 working hours left, then two whole weeks off.
2. I have my health.
3. The cat hasn’t run away yet.
4. There is a whole bar of Belgian chocolate in the cupboard.
5. It’s actually only 20.25 working hours left, if you take off lunch and tea breaks.