Redefining “holidays”

The parental unit has taken itself off to England this week. I think they’re growing up – at the age of 50-something, they’ve decided that they’ve had enough of insane holidays in sunny holiday resorts, drinking their bodyweight in sangria and sleeping off hangovers by the pool. Bravo, mum and dad! I’m so proud. So, [...]

What Hails Did

This weekend…. 1. An afternoon’s shopping saw me return home with the weirdest assortment of items ever, including a talking monkey, a bubble party machine, a Thornton’s chocolate plaque and a set of spoons. 2. I accidentally killed Elvis Presley at the swimming pool. 3. I danced with wild abandon at the Spark Party in the Park – [...]

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