The Usual Suspect

“Goshdarnit! Something has gone wrong with our servers. It’s probably Matt’s fault. We’ve just been notified of the problem. Hopefully this should be fixed ASAP, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.

Tried to get on to my blog just now and was greeted by this message. It made me giggle. Poor Matt. I identify with him, and feel that we should have a similar message at my workplace, to be sent out to customers at regular intervals:

“Oops! Something has gone wrong with your order. It’s probably Hayley’s fault. We think she’s bored, but nobody will take her off our hands. Kindly check back in another month or two, and until then, don’t judge us.

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