Is This What It’s Like For Normal People?

This morning, I woke up at 7am. I did not oversleep, and the alarm did not fail to go off, nor did it scare me by playing an unexpectedly loud tune. I showered and dressed. The cat did not trip me up, attack me or do anything vaguely entertaining. I had breakfast. My porridge did [...]

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