Ode to a Starbucks’ Gingerbread Latte

With apologies to the Bard.

Shall I compare thee to a regular coffee?
Thou art more lovely and more intense:
My tongue dost find other lattes too bland,
And as for the frappé, I sitteth on the fence:
Sometime too hot the capuccino can be,
And oft’ is his foamy top too large;
And every Americano, although heavenly, is the same,
The element of surprise gone, the pleasure thus marred:
But thy unique flavour shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that buzz thou owest;
Nor shall Espresso brag thou wanderest in his shade,
When in caffeine thou satisfiest and in taste thou growest:

So long as the mouth can taste, or the nose can smell,
So long thou art above all coffees, and pleaseth me well.

6 Responses to “Ode to a Starbucks’ Gingerbread Latte”

  1. Sounds like you are feeling a little better.

    Enjoy the coffee.

  2. Did you remake that poem all by yourself?!?

    Jeez, if I worked for a coffee company I’d hire you.

  3. I rewrote it last night, while awake with fever-related insomnia. You can expect the next few posts to be equally random and obscure, as I really have no recollection of writing them.

  4. how u feeling now? just dont get the iner ear crap that i suffered this time last year……..whoa that sucked big time! it can come back as well so i look forward to it!!

    be well

  5. Much better thanks! I must have slept for about 16 hours. Still a little woozy but He Who Brings The Coffee brought me another Gingerbread Latte this morning. I find Coffee Helps. :)

  6. [...] I realise this is not the most exciting introduction to a post, but you have to work with what you’ve got, and I’m running on empty. Unless, of course, you’d rather hear specific details of what I’ve had to eat over the past couple of days. Or complaints about the weather. Maybe some sort of poem about coffee? No, wait - I’ve already done that. [...]

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