| Billy: (screaming) “Look, stop talking to me and keep trying to breathe!”Daughter BonBon: Well, I once made a play park for flies. They didn’t like it, though… they kept flying away…
Jo: “Awful just isn’t a strong enough word to describe my life sometimes. I mean, think about it. Awful’s a really s*** word for crap!”
Annie: (Very excited on seeing someone doing a Happy Dance inspired by rice pudding) “Oh my goodness! I have a little happy-eating-food dance that I do when I’m happy eating food, too!”
He Who Brings The Coffee: (makes praying gesture with hands) “Hails, you see me doing this at any stage, you know what to do.”
Dad: (pointing at my Bible, the cover of which says “LOVE” in big bright letters) “Hey – it’s all you need!” (pauses) “That’s quite profound…”
Zed: “I had to do a load of washing this morning. We had a boker and a pee-er last night. (long sigh) The kids weren’t great, either.”
Monkeymrs: “I had to teach my class about 4 types of dairy cows today… I actually learned a lot!”
Kate: “I’m feeling a little intrepidatious about it. Which, I now realise from the expression on your face, is not a real word. So, to sum up, I’m slightly nervous about it but wish I hadn’t said anything.”
McLovely: (when asked why they were running late) “Oh, panic stations about Moses.”
K-Byrd: (singing very passionately about constipation) “Fibre, you move me. Your power runs through me. Fibre, you make me free… free to be me! Hallelujah…”
McGinger (aged 10): (voicing an alternative to teenagers drinking alcohol) “Can’t you just have some Red Bull? There’s caffeine in it. Caffeine‘s a drug!” |
You Say Goodbye, I Say…
I will never forget the Lemon Drop incident!
and i now i can’t get near the computer.tut tut!
Typo!!! I would NEVER point out anyone else’s mistakes… although, incidentally, you should generally start sentences with Capital Letters, and put a space after a full stop. Tut tut!