I could hardly get out the front door this morning because of all the Valentine’s cards, cheesy gifts, single red roses and tacky teddy bears piled up on the mat. I wish people would stop sending me such foolish, heartfelt, unrestrained expressions of their love and affection. It just becomes overwhelming, to be honest.
*sigh*
A Valentine’s Day Poem For My Blog Readers
Although I’ve never met you Nor heard your soothing voice, Your presence on my humble blog Doth fairly make me rejoice. I may never know your real name Or the place where you reside, But when I see ‘New Comment’ I feel all warm and fuzzy inside! So, to you, dear reader, Happy Valentine’s Day! My love for you is like a terrorist group It never goes away.Aye. Have a good one, and don’t choke on your Lovehearts or anything…
Filed under: cards, poems, romance, sad, Valentine's Day
And there was I thinking that nobody loved me!
OK, I’ve read the poem.
Pink and fluffy thoughts……….Here goes…….
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (pants)
Nope, still hate Hallmark (profiteering sods)
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