Knowing Me, Knowing Coffee

I think I’m a Caffeine Snob.
I say this with some degree of alarm, as I have never knowingly taken an elitist attitude about anything. Other than spelling and grammar, I suppose, but that’s not snobbery, it’s just good sense.
Anyway, so I was round visiting MonkeyMrs the other night. “Hello!” was her first word. “Coffee?” was her second. [...]