Comments on: Must be able to cackle. Must not be allergic to cats.

By: Brighid

Brighid — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:45:49 +0000

Well shoot I see on the evening news that they had a large number of witches apply for the job at Wookey Hole Caves. The lovely lady selected was a local real estate sales lady who was going to quit her job and go witchy full time.

By: Hails

Hails — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:07:16 +0000

Erin – ah, yes, but it won’t be so funny when I’m getting 50 grand a year for it!
Billy – I like it. It does fit me, doesn’t it?!
Bevchen – you should apply, too. We can be witches of Wookey together…
Geri – Kat is currently in broomstick riding training.
Grannymar – Yes, apparently so. Don’t worry – if only you’d seen some of the places I’ve slept in over the past year…
Baino – don’t try to talk me out of a job because of my youthful good looks!!
Bessy – As I shall only be acting a witch rather than actually being one I hope to find that the holy water will have no effect on me. I hope.
Maureen – My skin still has a healthy green glow. I’m good to go!
Brighid – all I need is a cape!
Jo – thanks for the advice. I’d hate to flunk the interview over such a basic requirement…

By: Jo

Jo — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:29:49 +0000

I’d say a witch was more

“Muahahahahahahahaha!”

By: Brighid

Brighid — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:08:48 +0000

Keep your green painted bits, the stooped shoulders from bending, rub your hair for static, and your good to go. Tips from me, the ol crone.

By: maureen

maureen — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:37:22 +0000

Hope you haven’t scrubbed off that green paint….it would be a definite plus during the application process

By: bessybumblebee

bessybumblebee — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:24:43 +0000

ha ha ha!!

What jobs sites are you looking that you managed to find that! I have NEVER come across anything remotely as interesting at that!

If you get that job I am sooooo coming over for a visit!

and who’d have thunk that holy water could do so much damage?? Shocking!! You’d have to buy a brolly incase some over enthusiastic priest decides to do the same to you!!

By: Baino

Baino — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:30:08 +0000

Did you say 50,000? Surely you’re too young and your nose isn’t large enough.. I on the other hand have a wonderful protuberance and mad curly hair . .I would be perfect. Pleez sendz detailz. Needz moneez. Famleez sick. Hurry,.

By: Grannymar

Grannymar — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:49:37 +0000

Would you have to sleep in the cave? *Shivers and runs to hide!

By: Geri Atric

Geri Atric — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:43:11 +0000

Ha ha, yes, I saw that advert. Thought of applying too -but I can’t cackle. Have quite a nice hacking cough though (legacy from last winter) but that’s no substitute for a screechy, hair raising cackle!
Ah well, good look to you Hails. It’s worth a try, for 50,000 smackers! Kat will help, I’m sure.

By: bevchen

bevchen — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:28:33 +0000

Hahaha, sounds like an excellent job!

I’m with you on the being stuck in the house thing. I’m currently going out of my mind with boredom!